9"W - 23"H - 8"D
LUMBER JACK COMPLAINT ROCK
This ( 9"W - 23"H - 8"D ) rock is mounted on a large bulge or growth on a small cherry tree and is
made up of thorn apple tree spikes attached to a rock and a funnel as a megaphone attached to
it. The terms Lumber Jack, Large Portions and Over Eating were used because I had made this
"Lumber Jack Complaint Rock" to hang in a local restaurant called the Lumber Jack, which has since been
closed resulting in my removal of the rock and placing it with all the other rock creations.
The signs read:LUMBERJACKS
Squeeze rock firmly for all complaints!
The sound you emit,
will get the attention you need!
Our portions are LARGE!
Don't over eat!
You may look like this!